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As in other years at precisely this time I'm experiencing an effect somewhat like GSM frame-rate audio breakthrough in my auditory systems - completely different frequencies but equally wideband. I've noticed it occasionally in the past - always at this precise time of year.

Sounds hard to describe but perhaps something like a tinkling of small bells, a scraping of hooves (perhaps akin to those of Rangifer tarandus ) And perhaps a distant, deep and resonant 'Ho ho ho'?

If anyone has any comments then adding them to this possibly similar question may be appropriate -

Regardless - merry Christmas - online on earth for the next 49 hours starting in New Zealand in 3 minutes time.

Updated: 2020 - same time of year. It's back again!

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  • \$\begingroup\$ Possibly related to this question ? \$\endgroup\$ – Russell McMahon Dec 24 '19 at 10:57
  • \$\begingroup\$ Happy xmas Russell. \$\endgroup\$ – Andy aka Dec 24 '19 at 11:27
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    \$\begingroup\$ @Andyaka Thanks. And to you. FWIW - I appreciate your answers and enthusiasm - notwithstanding my sometimes negative comments made when they seem (to me :-) ) apposite. \$\endgroup\$ – Russell McMahon Dec 24 '19 at 11:31
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    \$\begingroup\$ Happy holidays to you, @Andyaka, and the rest of the folks here. \$\endgroup\$ – John D Dec 24 '19 at 18:42
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    \$\begingroup\$ @Andyaka Neither. 8:49am here. Teetotal (presents as permanently drunk). Off to Christmas morning church service. \$\endgroup\$ – Russell McMahon Dec 24 '19 at 19:50
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With careful observation of your roof next year, you may be able to observe a small amount of red light.

As you guessed, this is in fact from a particular Rangifer tarandus whose nose tends to be severely red-shifted as he departs a given residence at speeds close to c. This is that north-pole air freight you may have head about, and it is no exaggeration when they say that it is unmatched.

Unfortunately, given the very low population density (as well as total population count) in the northern polar regions, they have not experienced the same RF spectrum crunch that other regions have. If you've ever met a North Polarian, two things probably stood out: that deep, jolly laughter is of course unmistakable. But as rich and deep those chuckles are, their lack of respect for the FCC, ComCom, and similar regulatory bodies is even deeper.

Given how precise the shipping schedule is for you to pick up the interference at precisely the same time each year, it seems very likely that it is radiated EMI from a North Polarian air freight vehicle. They typically leave their spark gaps transmitting the entire time, so they tend to broadcast whatever their open air mic picks up as directly modulated EMI. It then merrily couples into any nearby antennas, particularly longer audio cabling.

You can try to file a complaint with your local telecommunications regulatory body, but the last time someone tried to fine a North Polarian, they simply laughed, "Ho Ho No!" and sped off fast enough to leave a slight glow of Cherenkov radiation.

Personally, I just try to be asleep well before any scheduled deliveries and make sure my devices are off, no mice are stirring, and no fires still burning. This usually mitigates most of the received EMI.

You can verify (or rule out) this theory one way or another depending on if you observe that red shifted light from your roof at the exact same time later this year in December.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ +1. | You also wok up the Grinch who has voted to close :-) :-( \$\endgroup\$ – Russell McMahon May 14 '20 at 7:34
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“And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!” –How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

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