I have recently discovered that I am a very silly man. Despite this, for the purposes of laptop repair, I still want to ground myself without spending any more money.
I have recently come in to the possession of an anti-static band. However, I cannot clip it to any of my radiators or inside any of my plug sockets. In a moment of drunken clarity, I discovered that I am the owner of very many paperclips and that, despite my lack of knowledge of what they're made out of, said paperclips are attracted to magnets.
For the purposes of grounding myself, are paperclips conductive enough that it will be sufficient to tie paperclip(s) to a radiator and clip myself to said paperclip(s)?