Thank you for considering my general question, which I assure you is serious!
I want to build -- or have built -- a magnificent shoe that can convert taps (front of the shoe) into Morse code and transmits it (two taps of the heel) to a remote computer to then run a "define: " query in Google. Then, upon automatically receiving the definition translated back into Morse code, receive the code transmitted from the computer to a small vibrating unit inside the shoe, which will play out the definition in a series of Morse code vibrations. The one tap of the heel will be for 'spaces'.
What do you think? Is this achievable if I consult with a physical electrical engineer and a shoe-maker?
(the purpose is for a magic trick that I am working on)