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After 10 years at a Pet Rock Training Fascitity (or PRTF) on the planet of K3R5511 (self named), I woke up next to the first Reptile Custard Formatting Factory (RCFF) in the middle of nowhere on the planet Eh, also known as Earth. I had no idea how popular and important RCFFs were to become in the relatively near future, but though I was unaware of that fact, the door hung open, and I could not resist the urge to just take a little peek. Inside of the building, the walls, contrary to their looks outside, were covered in clockwork. The walls were covered entirely with gears, and tubes of all shapes and sizes blowing huge bubbles of a gelatinous liquid which preceded to turn the hands of a clock. One tube would blow a bubble each second, one would blow a bubble every minute, and one would blow every hour. Some clocks were different and had date, weather, and something else that was counting down the decades to 37 decades, 5 years, 11 months, 1 week, 4 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes, and 52 seconds in the future. I walked through the maze of cogs and metal until I came to a room with a giant sun bear with the claws of a crab stuck onto the ends sitting in a giant vat of what looked to be a puce colored material much like the material making the bubbles. It spoke into my teeth, vibrating them with sounds that made a lot of sence to me, because it was in my native Caitokk language, which was a surprising amount like Criedrith. Many make that mistake. The sun bear brought me up to speed on the current matters at hand, and taught me english in a way that was surprisingly fast. I then was where I woke up, and the first RCFF was nowhere to be seen. I found that in the area I had awoken there were many people whom I could not always understand this was an area called Main. Or was it Maen? Anyway, the forests were lush and the commonity made up mainly of hipsters, so I found a family and transformed my body into that of a baby boy and sat in the cradle of a wonderful family, and have lived out my last 37 decades, 5 years, 11 months, 1 week, 4 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes, and 52 seconds in peace.

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